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Pickle puns in 2024

A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large that he was able to turn it into a house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his actual home…
– Now he’s in a real pickle.

Pickle chefs are the best in the world. Whatever meal they make is so dilli-cious.

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?
– A dill-do.

He looks as though he’s been weaned on a pickle.

Relish the moment.

Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
– They’re pickle-ish.

If you pass by the grocery store and see a pickle going for a cheap price, just know it is a sweet dill and never pass it by.

I got a free pickle
– It was a helluva dill.

What are pickle’s horrible domestic partners?
Answer: Because they’re always Green with Envy.

Stop making a big dill out of it.

Where is the Liberty Dill found?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

What’s black, white, green, black, and white?
– Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

As we neared home, we saw a danger sign on the road and a few meters on, a number of pickles had been run over by a truck. It was the worst road dill the street had witnessed.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– I relish our time together
– I’ll see myself out

Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

That was so e-pickle!

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
– You dill with it.

Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar!

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