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Pickle puns in 2025

The reason why the pickle container is always open is because it is ajar.

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I don’t get why pregnant women crave pickles.
– A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.

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I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

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She just wants a tro-pickle getaway.

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A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
– It was the dill of the day.

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I got a free pickle
– It was a helluva dill.

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What do we call a cucumber that grows in the rainforest? – A tro-pickle.

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The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.
– I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

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The fact that theyre a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that its National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.

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Don’t be so sour.

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What did the pickle say when he was told he was going into a salad?
– “I relish the thought.”

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The pickle doctor across the road opened a chemist and gave it the name dill pusher.

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Why do we refer to problems as pickles?
– Because they’re Dill-emmas!

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What do you call a female pickle that horses around?
Answer: A filly dilly.

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Arma-dill-os – A pickle with legs.

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What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
– Road dill.

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Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

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When you visit London, never leave the city without visiting the alltime favorite spot for pickles. It is known as pickle-dilly square.

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