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Pickle puns in 2024

Pickles operate on this one life philosophy, ‘never a dill moment.’

What did the pickle do when it won the championship?
– He just stood there to relish the moment.

A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

Mr Pickle is really picklish.

What did the arrogant pickle say?
– “I’m kind of a big dill.”

Pickles too sing lullabies. One of their favorite is the cucumber slumber number.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership!

How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?
Answer: They relish the moment.

War doesn’t mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.

Do you need something tangy-ble?

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– “Rise and brine!”

One day we were playing cards in the casino near our home and a bunch of pickles walked in wanting to play as well. We had no option but to dill’em in.

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table
– He says “Dill me in”

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

Pickle and choose.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

How are a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick similar?
– You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.

Did you hear what the pickle said? Nothing because pickles don’t talk.

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