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Pickle puns in 2024

What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?
– Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

I know enough to know that when you’re in a pickle… call Mom.

Picklette – A baby pick.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?
– Because they’re dill-emmas!

By design, a motorpickle is green in color and rolls on two wheels.

What do you call a pickled deer
– A dill doe

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.
– It was jarring.

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.

I’ll be there in half a sour.

What do you call a pickle you got on a budget?
– A sweet dill.

Have you ever seen a woody wood pickle? Its green in color and normally pecks on trees.

Do you know why they say it’s bad to smoke pickles?
– It’ll make you dill.

What do you call a pickle on sale?
Answer: A sweet DILL!

Dill-apidated – A run-down, old pickle.

On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
– Vlasic rock.

What did the pickle say to the cat?
– Nothing; pickles can’t talk.

Pickles operate on this one life philosophy, ‘never a dill moment.’

What did the pickle do when it won the championship?
– He just stood there to relish the moment.

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