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Pickle puns in 2025

Arma-dill-os – A pickle with legs.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
– Road dill.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

When you visit London, never leave the city without visiting the alltime favorite spot for pickles. It is known as pickle-dilly square.

Has Stu Pickles ever put a baby in anyone?
– Yes. In Didi

Hunger is the best pickle

Bacteria are microsco-pickle.

What do you call a pickle lullaby?
– A cucumber slumber number.

The best description of a tro-pickle fish is one that is green in color, has a sour taste, and swims in the aquarium.

To become a pickle, a cucumber must go through a jarring period.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
– Nothing, they can’t talk.

I love dill pickles! They’re on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

Sourpuss.

My pickle order was totally under-cooked…
– It was really a raw dill.

If per chance your hand is stuck in a jar of gherkins and you simply can’t remove it, know that it is in the right pickle.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
– A sweet Dill!

What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
Answer: An Icepickle!

Quesa-dill-a – Mexican food with a pickly twist.

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