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Pickle puns in 2024

I love dill pickles! They’re on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

Sourpuss.

My pickle order was totally under-cooked…
– It was really a raw dill.

If per chance your hand is stuck in a jar of gherkins and you simply can’t remove it, know that it is in the right pickle.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
– A sweet Dill!

What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
Answer: An Icepickle!

Quesa-dill-a – Mexican food with a pickly twist.

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I’d had enough…
– “Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted.

What’s a pickle’s life philosophy?
– Never a dill moment.

When we walked in, the host pickle was reading a book. Its title was To Dill A Mockingbird.

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– Rise and Brine!

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

Telesco-pickle data.

I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and can’t get it out…
– I’m in a right pickle!

No sooner had the party started than the giant cannibals started soaking the pickles in vinegar. When they had enough of it, the pickles started revolting “Why don’t you pickle someone your size?” They shouted.

What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle?
– A jarring experience.

Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar!

Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.

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