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Pickle puns in 2024

That was so e-pickle!

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
– You dill with it.

Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar!

As the festivities are here with us, pickles all around the world are looking for the best way to have a dill-ightful holiday.

I tripped at a store and knocked over some pickled items.
An employee asked if I was ok.
– I said that olive.

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman’s lunch.

Rise and brine!

Why is the pickle container always open?
– Because it’s ajar.

Even if you are a novice in playing pool, never shoot using a pickle. You will find the cue cumbersome.

What kind of music do pickles listen to?
– Vlassic Rock

What did the pickle say to his fans?
Answer: I’m kind of a big dill!

Dill with it.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
– You chuckle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
– A hill-dilly.

Salvador Dilli not only tops the charts, but he is also pickle’s number one artist.

My new girlfriend has a fetish for being covered in cheese and pickle.
– She’s a cracker.

On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally’s cellar.

Another ty-pickle day.

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