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Pickle puns in 2024

Rise and brine!

Why is the pickle container always open?
– Because it’s ajar.

Even if you are a novice in playing pool, never shoot using a pickle. You will find the cue cumbersome.

What kind of music do pickles listen to?
– Vlassic Rock

What did the pickle say to his fans?
Answer: I’m kind of a big dill!

Dill with it.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
– You chuckle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
– A hill-dilly.

Salvador Dilli not only tops the charts, but he is also pickle’s number one artist.

My new girlfriend has a fetish for being covered in cheese and pickle.
– She’s a cracker.

On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally’s cellar.

Another ty-pickle day.

What do you call a pickle doctor?
– A dill pusher.

I just watched a documentary about a serial killer whose calling card was a pickle…
– It was truly jarring.

When we realized that we were such a big dill around here, we started partying like pickles.

m gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles
– Not to brag or anything but it’s kind of a big dill.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Pickle have a huge brine.

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