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Pickle puns in 2025

Stop being so salty.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.

The only radio station in the country where you would hear Bob Dill-on is vlasic rock.

What kind of pickle is the best at singing?
– A dill

What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?
Answer: A dill-doe

Crocodill rock.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
– Because they have a-peel.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
– What a daffy dill!

The reason why the pickle container is always open is because it is ajar.

I don’t get why pregnant women crave pickles.
– A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

She just wants a tro-pickle getaway.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
– It was the dill of the day.

I got a free pickle
– It was a helluva dill.

What do we call a cucumber that grows in the rainforest? – A tro-pickle.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.
– I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

The fact that theyre a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that its National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.

Don’t be so sour.

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