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Pickle puns in 2025

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership!

How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?
Answer: They relish the moment.

War doesn’t mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.

Do you need something tangy-ble?

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– “Rise and brine!”

One day we were playing cards in the casino near our home and a bunch of pickles walked in wanting to play as well. We had no option but to dill’em in.

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table
– He says “Dill me in”

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

Pickle and choose.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

How are a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick similar?
– You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.

Did you hear what the pickle said? Nothing because pickles don’t talk.

How do pickles forgive people?
– “It’s not a big dill”

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

I’m just pic-killing time.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

The reason why pickles in sandwich are always so polite and gentle is because they are well-bread.

What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ?
– I’m a pretty big dill..

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