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Pie puns in 2025

I was scared by a vam-pie-re.

Pie of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue
of dog

A pumpkin pie won a beauty contest. It was
absolutely gourd-geous.

What did the pie say to the soldiers? I come in piece.

Look what you have bake-ome.

Come to the nerd side. we have pi.

One slice of pie is ÂŁ2 in the Bahamas and ÂŁ2.50
in Jamaica. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

The life of a pie is short.

You cannot dessert your spouse now that he needs you most.

A lady hid her letters in pastry. She liked her pie-vacy.

Have you watched the pie-rate movie?

Pie’m outta here!

I dropped my phone in some pastry without
noticing and put it in the oven. I made an Apple pie.

You need to give piece a chance.

Your behavior is quite un-bake-oming.

Got our pie on you.

A sailor made sure his pumpkins were always
buckled in safely when he started the car. He was a squash-buckling pirate.

It was absolutely love at first bite.

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