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Pig puns in 2025

In all my life, I have never heard of a razorback hog that is so dull.

How do pigs get to the hospital?In ham-bulances.

Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?for playing dirty.

What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”

Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine

What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?the man of squeal.

What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.

What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?philantropig.

Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow

They squealed on one another.

How do pigs write top-secret messages?With invisible oink!

A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?A filthy rich.

What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.

What do you give a sick pig?oinkment.

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?A nosey porker.

What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.

What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?I am bacon

Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.

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