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Pig puns in 2025

Why do pigs make awful football players?they dont like playing with pig skin.

What did the little piglet want from the swine?A piggyback ride home

How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.

What do you call a pig who does karate? a pork chop.

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia? A hamster.

How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.

I read a story about pig anatomy.it was all straightforward until i found a twist in tail.

When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.

In football, pigs love to play in the loinback position.

Why are pigs awful basketball players?they hog the ball.

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?Mistaken bacon.

Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.

What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?Stop swining.

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…Its Mayham.

What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.

What happened when the pig pen broke?they had to use the pig pencil.

When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.

Most pigs do bad in school because they are slow loiners.

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