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Pig puns in 2025

What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?Stop swining.

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…Its Mayham.

What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.

What happened when the pig pen broke?they had to use the pig pencil.

When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.

Most pigs do bad in school because they are slow loiners.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?A porky-pine.

Where do flying pigs go?Hogwarts.

Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.

How does a young pig hit on someone?they invite them over to netflix and swill.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?He was the first porknaster general.

Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.

What do you call a pig that plays basketball? a ball hog.

When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.

During warm weather, all the retired pigs head to the tropigs for summer time.

Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?she was hogging the food.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?A road Hog

What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”

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