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Pig puns in 2024

What do you call a pig that plays basketball? a ball hog.

When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.

During warm weather, all the retired pigs head to the tropigs for summer time.

Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?she was hogging the food.

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?A road Hog

What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”

What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama? sow what ?

How do pigs get to the hospital?A hambulance.

After school, disciplined piglets do not go out to play without first finishing their hamwork.

What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign

What do you give a pig with an itch?oinkment.

Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.

The day pigs will learn how to fly, bacon prices will go up.

Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.it was a hambush.

What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as? A frankenswine.

What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.

What did one pig say to the other?let’s be pen pals.

What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig? A bae con

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