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Pig puns in 2025

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? he called it ham hocks

What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.

As October approaches, piglets prepare to break their piggy banks to celebrate the hoggy walloween season.

What do you call a pig thief?A hamburgler.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?A slow-pork.

Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.

stop swining.we are nearly there.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?bacon and legs.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?they have valenswine dinner.

What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.I am going to see their production of swine lake.

What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.

Recently, there is a pig who opened a huge pawn shop which he aptly named Ham Hocks

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?they always squeal.

What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?Pulled pork.

What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.

What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?the olympigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?A piiig.

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