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Pig puns in 2025

I read a story about pig anatomy.it was all straightforward until i found a twist in tail.

When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.

In football, pigs love to play in the loinback position.

Why are pigs awful basketball players?they hog the ball.

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?Mistaken bacon.

Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.

What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?Stop swining.

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…Its Mayham.

What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.

What happened when the pig pen broke?they had to use the pig pencil.

When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.

Most pigs do bad in school because they are slow loiners.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?A porky-pine.

Where do flying pigs go?Hogwarts.

Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.

How does a young pig hit on someone?they invite them over to netflix and swill.

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?He was the first porknaster general.

Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.

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