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Pig puns in 2025

Do you know what the highest-rated card game for pigs is? You may never get this one, it is the porker

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?Hogwash.

What do you call a pig with no legs?A groundhog.

What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”

Hip pigs are known to be flattery both in their actions and language. They call their girlfriends fine swines.

What do you call a Spanish pig?porque.

What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?thats the end of me.

What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Jurrassic pork.

According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.

I happened to be invited to a party where pigs and fish were drinking sparkling white swine.

I saw a pig with laryngitis.he was disgruntled.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?because he was a boar.

What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?”

Stop hogging all the food.

What kind of work do pigs do after school?hamwork.

How do pigs greet their family and friends?with hogs and kisses

What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.

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