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Pig puns in 2024

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?because he was a boar.

What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?”

Stop hogging all the food.

What kind of work do pigs do after school?hamwork.

How do pigs greet their family and friends?with hogs and kisses

What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? he called it ham hocks

What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.

As October approaches, piglets prepare to break their piggy banks to celebrate the hoggy walloween season.

What do you call a pig thief?A hamburgler.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?A slow-pork.

Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.

stop swining.we are nearly there.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?bacon and legs.

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?they have valenswine dinner.

What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.I am going to see their production of swine lake.

What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.

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