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Pink puns in 2025

How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
– The phone went ‘green! green!’, so I pinked it up and said, “Yellow?”

Do you think pink could be a cat’s favorite color?
– No, it’s purr-ple.

If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac
– We’d have a pink car-nation!

Pink Panther’s house is at the dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?
– Dead hun…dead hun…dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

What’s the difference between pink and purple?
– Her grip.

Whats pink and slippery
– Pink slippers

Almost every time I order steak in a restaurant, I prefer it pink inside. Sometimes I ask for it red, but that’s rare.

I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: ” Have you seen an optician?”
– I said “No. Just pink elephants.”

Roses are red. My eyelids are pink.
– I didn’t hear when she farted, but it really did stink.

A country where everyone drives a pink Cadillac is called a pink car-nation!

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
– Chewing gum !

I suffer from the persistent delusion that I have white, brown and pink stripes. My psychologist told me I have a Neapolitan complex.

How does Pink order takeout?
– I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
– Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

Pink Panther counts the ants he’s killed: Dead ant, dead ant, a dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, a dead aaaaaant….

My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
– Frankly, it’s not her bismuth.

I have a lot of pink pants and when people ask me why my wardrobe is filled with pink pants, I tell them that I am the Pink Pantser.

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