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Pink puns in 2024

What do you call a buffalo that’s pink, blue and purple?
– A BIson!

The pink plastic birds which are popularly used in Florida as lawn ornaments are called placebo flamingos.

What’s small, pink and triangular?
– A small pink triangle

I broke my pinky today, but on the other hand, I am absolutely fine.

My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same…
– I told her I can’t tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
– Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

The phone went “green! green!”, so I pinked it up and said, “Yellow?”

What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
– Adorable

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the pink.

I’ve been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun…
– but it’s beaten me, I’ve hit a wall

What’s pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
– Salmon.

The singer Pink was ordering takeout. She said: “I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started!”

My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
– It’s a bit of a running joke in the family

I was just forced to swallow pink food coloring. I feel violet-ed.

Which psychologist would be the best for the members of Pink Floyd?
– Surely, it would be Pink Freud!

What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
– A pink carnation

As a Pink Floyd fan, I’m so angry when I see a vegan eating pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

We can’t decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
– It’s an infantile problem

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