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Pink puns in 2025

I’ve been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun…
– but it’s beaten me, I’ve hit a wall

What’s pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
– Salmon.

The singer Pink was ordering takeout. She said: “I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started!”

My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
– It’s a bit of a running joke in the family

I was just forced to swallow pink food coloring. I feel violet-ed.

Which psychologist would be the best for the members of Pink Floyd?
– Surely, it would be Pink Freud!

What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
– A pink carnation

As a Pink Floyd fan, I’m so angry when I see a vegan eating pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

We can’t decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
– It’s an infantile problem

A pig has an eye irritation. It could be pink eye, but it’s very hard to tell.

Why has it been so difficult for me to think of a Pink Floyd pun?
– I don’t know, maybe you’ve just hit a wall.

What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
– Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

I broke my little finger today. Good thing I haven’t make any pinky promises recently.

The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida…..
– are they called, “Placebo Flamingos”?

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