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Pink puns in 2024

My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
– Frankly, it’s not her bismuth.

Pink Panther counts the ants he’s killed: Dead ant, dead ant, a dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, a dead aaaaaant….

What’s pink and hard?
– A pig with a flick knife.

I have a lot of pink pants and when people ask me why my wardrobe is filled with pink pants, I tell them that I am the Pink Pantser.

What do you call a buffalo that’s pink, blue and purple?
– A BIson!

What’s small, pink and triangular?
– A small pink triangle

The pink plastic birds which are popularly used in Florida as lawn ornaments are called placebo flamingos.

My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same…
– I told her I can’t tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

I broke my pinky today, but on the other hand, I am absolutely fine.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
– Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
– Adorable

The phone went “green! green!”, so I pinked it up and said, “Yellow?”

I’ve been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun…
– but it’s beaten me, I’ve hit a wall

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the pink.

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