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Pirate puns in 2025

Thanks a lot more for such wonderful ARR – RANGEMENTS 

What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?the plank.

Why are you being so des – PIRATE for her 

My favourite show as well as the favourite movie is only and only power ARR – RANGERS 

Lookin’ for booty? Mine’s ready for pillaging.

You are already too PIRATE for the party 

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?  Because
he couldn’t afford an iPad!

What happens if you take the p out of a pirate?  He becomes irate!

Why did the pirate cross the road?to get to the
second-hand shop.

How did you made so many ARR – RANGEMENTS all alone

What do you call a pirate who skips class? captain hooky.

Stop being like a Des – PIRATE person 

ARR – RANGE your address in your identity proofs

Yo ho ho! I’ve got a bottle of rum and a penchant for making drunken mistakes.

You are under ARR – REST 

What’s a pirates favourite fish dish?  Pieces of skate!

What do you call a pirate with three eyes?  Piiirate!

What print do pirates wear on their socks?Aaarghylee.

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