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Pirate puns in 2024

Lookin’ for booty? Mine’s ready for pillaging.

You are already too PIRATE for the party 

What happens if you take the p out of a pirate?  He becomes irate!

Why did the pirate cross the road?to get to the
second-hand shop.

How did you made so many ARR – RANGEMENTS all alone

What do you call a pirate who skips class? captain hooky.

Stop being like a Des – PIRATE person 

ARR – RANGE your address in your identity proofs

What’s a pirates favourite fish dish?  Pieces of skate!

Yo ho ho! I’ve got a bottle of rum and a penchant for making drunken mistakes.

You are under ARR – REST 

What do you call a pirate with three eyes?  Piiirate!

What print do pirates wear on their socks?Aaarghylee.

I want to buy a MID – ARRRANGE cell phone

What kind of grades does a pirate get in school?
High seas!

You can too be TERMIMATED for your
misbehaviour as well as for your inefficient work  

You must get your RES – PIRATE – TORY system
checked at least once by the doctor 

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

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