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Pirate puns in 2025

Let’s head back to me ship and rock the boat.

Why are you ARR – RESTED by the police 

How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? 
He took an aye exam!

What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?A
nervous wreck.

That place was actually so ARR – RANGEROUS 

Permission to fire my cannon through your portholes?

He is the PIRATOR of this game, and this game was made by him 

You must draw an INS – PIRATEION from your elder brother 

What’s a pirates favourite part of a song?  The hook!

Where do pirates go for a drink?The sand bar.

He is under ARR – REST by the cops 

What’s a pirates favourite type of music?  Rum & Bass!

Which restaurant did the buccaneer go out to for
dinner? Long john silver’s

You must keep yourself away from all the RANGERS

Aye, Pirate! Is that a hornpipe in your pocket or are ye happy to me?

Can you PIRATE her on the map 

Who gets all their movies for free?  Pirates!

Where’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat breakfast?IHOP!

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