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Pirate puns in 2024

How do pirates prefer to communicate?Aye to Aye!

You just have no right to violate any one’s PIRACY 

You must never ARR – RANGE yourself for others

What is a pirates favourite doll?  BAAAAARRRRBIE!

Arrrrrrrrre ye free tonight, after bedtime?

Do not PIRATE me at all, and just stay away from me 

It is actually not at all easy to survive in this COR – PIRATE world

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?  Because the captain was standing on the deck!

What do pirates do on Black Friday?shop the sails.

You must ARR – RANGE  them in one line

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and
hook? an arm and leg.

Every one in this world have the right to PIRACY 

You must now ARR – RANGE your clothes it’s already too late

Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs?  Because
they already have all the booty!

Care if my parrot watches while ye board me ship, matey?

Please stop PIRATING me and just leave my room 

How do pirates like to cook their steaks?  On a
BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

How do pirates make their money?By Hook or By crook.

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