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Pirate puns in 2025

Your Jolly Roger ain’t the only thing ye’ll be raisin’ tonight.

He PIRATE all my food 

Have you ever been in to this COR – PIRATE world 

What do you call a stupid pirate?  The pillage idiot!

Which Star Wars character do pirates like the
most?Aaaaargh-2-D2.

They ARR looking for you from such a long time 

How do pirates prefer to communicate?Aye to Aye!

You just have no right to violate any one’s PIRACY 

You must never ARR – RANGE yourself for others

What is a pirates favourite doll?  BAAAAARRRRBIE!

Arrrrrrrrre ye free tonight, after bedtime?

Do not PIRATE me at all, and just stay away from me 

It is actually not at all easy to survive in this COR – PIRATE world

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?  Because the captain was standing on the deck!

What do pirates do on Black Friday?shop the sails.

You must ARR – RANGE  them in one line

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and
hook? an arm and leg.

Every one in this world have the right to PIRACY 

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