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Pirate puns in 2025

Why should you never take away a pirate’s p?
because he becomes irate.

ARR you at the back of her 

Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?because
the captain was standing on deck.

Could you please tell me that PIE – RATE 

ARR – RANGE is the law of nature

What did the first mate see down the toilet?  The Captains log!

Your Jolly Roger ain’t the only thing ye’ll be raisin’ tonight.

He PIRATE all my food 

Have you ever been in to this COR – PIRATE world 

What do you call a stupid pirate?  The pillage idiot!

Which Star Wars character do pirates like the
most?Aaaaargh-2-D2.

They ARR looking for you from such a long time 

How do pirates prefer to communicate?Aye to Aye!

You just have no right to violate any one’s PIRACY 

You must never ARR – RANGE yourself for others

What is a pirates favourite doll?  BAAAAARRRRBIE!

Arrrrrrrrre ye free tonight, after bedtime?

Do not PIRATE me at all, and just stay away from me 

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