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Pirate puns in 2024

Stop being like a Des – PIRATE person 

ARR – RANGE your address in your identity proofs

What’s a pirates favourite fish dish?  Pieces of skate!

Yo ho ho! I’ve got a bottle of rum and a penchant for making drunken mistakes.

You are under ARR – REST 

What do you call a pirate with three eyes?  Piiirate!

What print do pirates wear on their socks?Aaarghylee.

I want to buy a MID – ARRRANGE cell phone

What kind of grades does a pirate get in school?
High seas!

You can too be TERMIMATED for your
misbehaviour as well as for your inefficient work  

You must get your RES – PIRATE – TORY system
checked at least once by the doctor 

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

Can I help making your roger a little more jolly?

You must C – ARRRY on with your such an amazing work 

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the
alphabet?  Because they can spend years at C!

What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two
legs?A rookie.

Today I will buy a MID – ARRRANGE smart phone for my younger brother

I just PIRATE you from the depth of my heart 

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