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Pirate puns in 2025

You must now ARR – RANGE your clothes it’s already too late

Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs?  Because
they already have all the booty!

Care if my parrot watches while ye board me ship, matey?

Please stop PIRATING me and just leave my room 

How do pirates like to cook their steaks?  On a
BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

How do pirates make their money?By Hook or By crook.

Thanks a lot more for such wonderful ARR – RANGEMENTS 

What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?the plank.

Why are you being so des – PIRATE for her 

My favourite show as well as the favourite movie is only and only power ARR – RANGERS 

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