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Pizza puns in 2025

Do you fancy a pizza me?

You’re my cutie pie.

In pizza we crust

Do you want to see me make this pizza vanish into thin air?

How can you tell if you are in love?
– If they stole a pizza your heart.

I must be a hipster, because I ate my pizza before it was cool

What’s a wolf’s favourite pizza topping?
-Pupperoni.

Sending you a pizza offering.

A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away

What did the pizza say when it went to the gallery?
-“I never sausage a beautiful painting, it’s the best I’ve ever seen”.

 It’s time to think outside the pizza box.

Pizzachu! I cheese you

Through thick and thin, pizza has always been there for me.

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.

My pizza can’t be topped!

What did the chef say about his student’s pizza?
-There’s mushroom for improvement.

Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.

There is no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap

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