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Pizza puns in 2025

Do you fancy a pizza me?

You’re my cutie pie.

Part of me wants to eat pizza and go to sleep

What did the pepperoni on the pizza say to the mushroom on the pizza ?
-Slice to meat you!”.

Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch?
-No, it’s easy as pie!

Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.

Oh, I grant you that wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well as pizza

“I a-dough you!” Do you find Costco’s pizza irresistible? 

If your dog was craving a pizza, which pizza would he or she want?

I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.

Have a slice day!

There is no moment in life that can’t be improved with pizza

What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?
– Dalek bread!

What type of pizza do taxidermists prefer?
-Stuffed crust!

Seven days without pizza makes one weak

I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
-He kneaded the dough.

The good thing about pizza is that you can use it as a real-time pie chart of how much you have left.

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