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Pizza puns in 2025

Do you fancy a pizza me?

You’re my cutie pie.

I eat pizza because you are what you eat, and I want to be the best thing ever.

Why was the famous pizza sad?
-It was always being chased by the pepperazzi.

You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.

You want a pizza me?

Every pizza I love every pizza you

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4.00 a.m.

What kind of pizza do competitive runners like best?
-Meet lovers!

The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza

Did you see the new sign in the pizza shop?
– “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”

“You’re a real pizza work,” you might be saying.

I take pizza on my walks because I like some pep in my step.

Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
– Pizza Tut.

Sorry to sound cheesy, but I crust say, you have melted my heart!

When I say that love is in the air, that means I smell pizza.

What did the chef say back?
-“Don’t be saucy!”

Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap?
-Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!

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