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Pizza puns in 2024

In pizza express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato; now correct me if I am wrong, but that is a pizza.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
-Because he’s such a fungi.

I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.

Why was the Hawaiian pizza not cooked?
-The oven was on aloha temperature.

surround yourself with pizza, not negativity

You have a pizza my heart!

Pizza tastes better than skinny feels.

Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
-Because he is such a fungi!

What kind of cheese to hairdressers like on their pizza?
-Perm-asan!

Every pizza me loves every pizza you

What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
-A whole one can look round.

You mozz be hungry,rella-sh in some pizza!

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.

What did the aardvark order on his pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

whatever the question, pizza is the answer

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy

What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas?
-Mutt-zarella.

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