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Pizza puns in 2025

How can you tell if you are in love?
– If they stole a pizza your heart.

I must be a hipster, because I ate my pizza before it was cool

What’s a wolf’s favourite pizza topping?
-Pupperoni.

Sending you a pizza offering.

A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away

What did the pizza say when it went to the gallery?
-“I never sausage a beautiful painting, it’s the best I’ve ever seen”.

 It’s time to think outside the pizza box.

Pizzachu! I cheese you

Through thick and thin, pizza has always been there for me.

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.

My pizza can’t be topped!

What did the chef say about his student’s pizza?
-There’s mushroom for improvement.

Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.

There is no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap

What did the pizza say when the party ended?
-“Good-pie everyone”.

don’t listen to people who tell you you can’t eat a whole pizza, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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