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Pizza puns in 2025

I take pizza on my walks because I like some pep in my step.

Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
– Pizza Tut.

Sorry to sound cheesy, but I crust say, you have melted my heart!

When I say that love is in the air, that means I smell pizza.

What did the chef say back?
-“Don’t be saucy!”

Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap?
-Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!

In pizza express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato; now correct me if I am wrong, but that is a pizza.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
-Because he’s such a fungi.

I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.

Why was the Hawaiian pizza not cooked?
-The oven was on aloha temperature.

surround yourself with pizza, not negativity

You have a pizza my heart!

Pizza tastes better than skinny feels.

Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
-Because he is such a fungi!

What kind of cheese to hairdressers like on their pizza?
-Perm-asan!

Every pizza me loves every pizza you

What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
-A whole one can look round.

You mozz be hungry,rella-sh in some pizza!

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