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Pizza puns in 2024

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.

What did the aardvark order on his pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

whatever the question, pizza is the answer

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy

What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas?
-Mutt-zarella.

What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?
-Mutt-zarella!

I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me

I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base
– I’d like to see someone top that!

What do aardvarks like on pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

What do aardvarks like on pizza?

What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas?
-Saw-sages.

Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”

Why cook when you can get pizza delivered to you?

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

You sure are a pizza work

You’re a lot like a pizza
– no matter how you slice it, you’re good.

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