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Pizza puns in 2025

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
-He kneaded the dough.

The good thing about pizza is that you can use it as a real-time pie chart of how much you have left.

What do you call a pretend pizza?
– A pepperphony pizza!

You will always have a pizza my heart.

I saw a shop sign that said ‘Wood Fired Pizza’ and I thought “Wood fired Pizza?
-How will Pizza earn money now?”

What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza?
– “You don’t pepper-own me!”

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
-You wanna pizza me?

While in Italy, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
-“No miss, your pizza will be round”.

If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant

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