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Plant puns in 2025

Aloe you vera much.

Pot it like it’s hot.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?
-He’s more of a Rocket Man.

You’re my bam-boo.

We make a prickly pear.

A day in the leaf

Thistle be the best day ever.

I’m so glad we pricked each other.

As far as the cacti can see

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

All things must grass

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
-Ones with turnips.

I’d never leaf you.

Let’s stick together.

Flower of strength

Can you pick up the groceries?
-I haven’t botany.

You prickle my fancy.

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