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Plant puns in 2025

Aloe you vera much.

You grow girl!

I’m glad I pricked you.

Never a dill moment

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

You’re stuck with me.

Trowel and error

Pot it like it’s hot.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?
-He’s more of a Rocket Man.

You’re my bam-boo.

We make a prickly pear.

A day in the leaf

Thistle be the best day ever.

I’m so glad we pricked each other.

As far as the cacti can see

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

All things must grass

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