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Plant puns in 2025

Just the thicket

Why do plants go to therapy?
-To get to the root of their problems!

It’s party thyme.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

All clover the world

We’re mint to be

Herb your enthusiasm

What’s a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?
– Lettuce Be.

What do you call a cheerleading herb?
– An encourage-mint!

Fennel I see you again?

Peas and quiet

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Wood you be mine?

I’m a succa for puns.

Just one of rose things

I’m very frond of you.

Don’t stop the beetroot

I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order
-People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.

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