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Plant puns in 2025

Hope your birthday is on point.

In the eyes of the lawn

Chive loved you for so long.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
-He wet his plants!

Good chives only.

Just the thicket

Why do plants go to therapy?
-To get to the root of their problems!

It’s party thyme.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

All clover the world

We’re mint to be

Herb your enthusiasm

What’s a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?
– Lettuce Be.

What do you call a cheerleading herb?
– An encourage-mint!

Fennel I see you again?

Peas and quiet

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