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Plant puns in 2025

Absolutely radishing

Let me plant one on ya!

You’re a sucCUTElent.

I beg your garden?

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
-What’s up, bud?!

Lettuce do our best.

Seed between the lines

Why do trees have so many friends?
-They branch out.

Life would succ without you.

Turnip the volume

Everyone romaine calm.

Ants in your plants

I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

How do succulents confess their feelings?
-Aloe you vera much!

Long thyme no see.

Your good weed for the day

How do plants practice self-care?
-They try to weed out unnecessary drama!

I’m kind of a big dill.

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