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Plant puns in 2025

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Wood you be mine?

I’m a succa for puns.

Just one of rose things

I’m very frond of you.

Don’t stop the beetroot

I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order
-People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.

How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
-It was just about thyme!

Plant a kiss on me.

Don’t moss around

Do you have the thyme?
– I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

I’ll never desert you.

Soil of the century

Uno moss.

Your good seed for the day

what’s small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish.

You grow girl!

I’m glad I pricked you.

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