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Plant puns in 2025

We make a prickly pear.

A day in the leaf

Thistle be the best day ever.

I’m so glad we pricked each other.

As far as the cacti can see

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

All things must grass

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
-Ones with turnips.

I’d never leaf you.

Let’s stick together.

Flower of strength

Can you pick up the groceries?
-I haven’t botany.

You prickle my fancy.

Turf the net

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

Cutting it vine

Why wouldn’t the plant date the other?
-They didn’t want no shrubs!

Don’t kale my vibe.

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