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Plant puns in 2025

As far as the cacti can see

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

All things must grass

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
-Ones with turnips.

I’d never leaf you.

Let’s stick together.

Flower of strength

Can you pick up the groceries?
-I haven’t botany.

You prickle my fancy.

Turf the net

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

Cutting it vine

Why wouldn’t the plant date the other?
-They didn’t want no shrubs!

Don’t kale my vibe.

You’re looking sharp.

That’s a bit mulch

I hate when bay leaves.

Succulents are planttastic.

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