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Plant puns in 2025

Don’t kale my vibe.

You’re looking sharp.

That’s a bit mulch

I hate when bay leaves.

Succulents are planttastic.

One trick peony

I’m rooting for you!

You parsley the test

What’s the saddest plant?
-A weeping widow!

You make my heart skip a beet.

Sup succa.

Berry the hatchet

Say aloe to my little friend.

Stuck on you.

In on the ground flora

I wet my plants.

Get a twiggle on

What do you call a nervous tree?
-A sweaty palm!

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