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Popcorn puns in 2025

There’s a special number you have to call if you choke to death while eating popcorn. You need to search for the pop-coroner.

We’re butter together.

I love visiting the cornfield whenever I need some fresh ear.

When the cornfield heard the rain coming it felt like music to its ears.

Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn. Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.

Popcorn listens well because it was all ears.

I don’t know what’s more adorable between a baby corn and sweet corn. I am corn-fused.

A dog’s favorite type of popcorn is a pupcorn.

Farmers make terrible comedians. They always crack corny jokes.

Is cooking popcorn in corn oil Kosher?

Popcorns can see just like everybody else through their corn-ea.

The corn farmer got extremely successful because he corn-ered the market.

I am considering filing a lawsuit against my local restaurant for false advertising.
– I ordered the popcorn shrimp, and there was not even one piece of popcorn in it!

Why corn-t he pop the question?

I have great respect for people who sell popcorn at movie theaters. They make a lot of corn-cessions at work.

The football team who practiced in the cornfield got creamed.

I don’t like movie theater butter popcorn…it leaves a film in my mouth

I’m corn-flicted. Salted popcorn or kettle corn?

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