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Popcorn puns in 2025

One should never bring corn to a plane. Its ears will pop.

Don’t try to sneak popcorn in the movie theater. They’ll never let you use their microwave.

Any species of animals that sustain themselves by eating corn are the corn-ivorous kind.

When the popcorn’s wife called her husband to know where he is, he told her “I’m just around the corn-er.”

The best way to deal with aggressive popcorn is to be nice to them. Kill them with cornedness, if you will.

I was a kernel in the popcorn army.

You cannot run away without facing the corn-sequences of stealing my popcorn.

The corn stalks held a ceremony for the scarecrow to corn-gratulate him for being out-standing in the field.

I tried to grow my own popcorn at the allotment last year. I was amaized at the results.

Bring seasoning to the airport. They only sell plane popcorn.

We all know that Kernel Sanders was the man behind the invention of popcorn chicken.

Don’t ever swallow an entire corn cob. You will get corn-stipated.

Did you hear about the popcorn that got kicked out of the military It used to be a kernel

When the popcorn found his long lost friend, he promised to pop over to his place.

I maize well eat corn that has fallen out of a stalk. Waste not, want not.

It is really hard to hide from popcorn! They are always watching you out of the corner of their eyes.

You can pop in anytime.

To make popcorn chicken in KFC, they use chicken Kernels.

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