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Potato puns in 2025

John, you have so much po(tato)tential!

What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?
-Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!

What do you get when it rains potatoes?
-Spuddles.

You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!

Why did the pie cross the road?
– She was meat an potato.

What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
-A champion chip.

Why did the sea monster eat twelve boats carrying sacks of potatoes?
-Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.

Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?
-It was decap-potatoed.

Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
-Because she’s all dressed.

I like you a latke!

What do you call a spud that always keeps its cool?
– A medi-tater.

Potato puns are a little tricky…
-you need to stew on ’em a little bit, you can’t just russet.

Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!

A woman goes into a shop and asks if they sell potato clocks. The assistant says “Sorry, we don’t.
– We have alarm clocks, wall clocks, wind-up clocks… But I’ve never even heard of a potato clock.” The woman says, “neither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow morning so my husband said I should get a potato clock.”

What internet job did the potato get?
-YouTuber

I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.

I don’t find potato jokes very a-peeling, some may be sweet but others make me go yam.

This pun is so bad it’s a shin.

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