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Potato puns in 2025

Have a s-mash-ing birthday!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
-Because they keep their eyes peeled.

We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby…
-It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

I miss you! I’ll see you tater!

What is a potato’s life philosophy?
-I think, therefore I yam.

A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.
-She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?”He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”

If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.

What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?
-I’m rooting for you.

An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook potatoes.
-Because it’s For a Yam!

You’ve bone it out of proportion.

How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood?
-When they’re acting salty.

Why did the potato got to the hospital?
-Because of Tuber-colosis heh

John, you have so much po(tato)tential!

What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?
-Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!

What do you get when it rains potatoes?
-Spuddles.

You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!

Why did the pie cross the road?
– She was meat an potato.

What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
-A champion chip.

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