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Potato puns in 2025

If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

For the first “baked potato,” I’d have given him a joint.

What do you call a lazy spud?
-A couch potato.

Potatoes gonna potate

What do you call a potato that’s afraid to go into hot water?
-A hes-i-tater.

Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
-They’re the chip monks.

We were playing hot potato

What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?
-The Silence of the Yams.

What did Mr. Potato Head do when his car started acting up?
-Nothing, I️t was just a spudder.

Who says puns about potato can’t be sweet?

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

What do you call a stolen yam?
-A hot potato.

We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”

What do you call potatoes that have gone over to the dark side?
– Vader Tots.

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
-Spec-tater.

At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.

I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories.
I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.

Do you think if Matthew McConaughey was a Mr. Potato Head he would have said, “Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida?”

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