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Potato puns in 2025

What do you call potatoes that have gone over to the dark side?
– Vader Tots.

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
-Spec-tater.

At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.

I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories.
I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.

Do you think if Matthew McConaughey was a Mr. Potato Head he would have said, “Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida?”

Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato

Silicon chips,Less tasty than potatoes.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
-Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!

What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo?
– A pouch potato.

What’s a dog’s favorite kind of potato chip?
-Ruffles

Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
– A baked potato.

What do you call a yam in a hotel?
A suite potato!

The sweet potato asked the other potato, “How are my eyes?”

A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes.
-They had a smash hit.

Who is a potato’s favorite author?
-Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

Time fries when you’re having fun with potatoes!

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