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Potato puns in 2025

What did potato say to the other potato?
-Nothing, potatoes can’t speak.

Mash me and give thanks.

What do you call a potato that’s spinning around?
– A rotate-o.

All potato puns are pomme de terrible

When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.

To be honest, that is probably the best looking potato sack I’ve ever seen, and form fitting.

What do you call a baby potato?
-Small fry.

Holy yam!

Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call an enlightened potato?
-A meditater

Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
-She rejected him though, because he was a commentator

Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter?
– Because he was a commen-tater.

If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

For the first “baked potato,” I’d have given him a joint.

What do you call a lazy spud?
-A couch potato.

Potatoes gonna potate

What do you call a potato that’s afraid to go into hot water?
-A hes-i-tater.

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