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Potato puns in 2025

This potato can cause mash destruction

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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
-Anything, just butter him up.

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Potato cooking intensifries

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Have a s-mash-ing birthday!

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What’s a potato’s favourite TV show?
-Starch Trek.

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A couch potato

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Mash me and give thanks.

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What do you call a potato that’s spinning around?
– A rotate-o.

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What did potato say to the other potato?
-Nothing, potatoes can’t speak.

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When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.

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To be honest, that is probably the best looking potato sack I’ve ever seen, and form fitting.

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What do you call a baby potato?
-Small fry.

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All potato puns are pomme de terrible

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Holy yam!

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Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

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What do you call an enlightened potato?
-A meditater

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Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

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Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter?
– Because he was a commen-tater.

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