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Potato puns in 2025

This potato can cause mash destruction

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
-Anything, just butter him up.

Potato cooking intensifries

Have a s-mash-ing birthday!

What’s a potato’s favourite TV show?
-Starch Trek.

A couch potato

Mash me and give thanks.

What do you call a potato that’s spinning around?
– A rotate-o.

What did potato say to the other potato?
-Nothing, potatoes can’t speak.

When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.

To be honest, that is probably the best looking potato sack I’ve ever seen, and form fitting.

What do you call a baby potato?
-Small fry.

All potato puns are pomme de terrible

Holy yam!

Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call an enlightened potato?
-A meditater

Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter?
– Because he was a commen-tater.

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