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Potato puns in 2025

All potato puns are pomme de terrible

Holy yam!

Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call an enlightened potato?
-A meditater

Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter?
– Because he was a commen-tater.

Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
-She rejected him though, because he was a commentator

If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

For the first “baked potato,” I’d have given him a joint.

What do you call a lazy spud?
-A couch potato.

Potatoes gonna potate

What do you call a potato that’s afraid to go into hot water?
-A hes-i-tater.

Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
-They’re the chip monks.

We were playing hot potato

What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?
-The Silence of the Yams.

What did Mr. Potato Head do when his car started acting up?
-Nothing, I️t was just a spudder.

Who says puns about potato can’t be sweet?

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

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