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Potato puns in 2025

All potato puns are pomme de terrible

Holy yam!

Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call an enlightened potato?
-A meditater

Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.

Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter?
– Because he was a commen-tater.

Before she married Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head was proposed to by Bob Costas
-She rejected him though, because he was a commentator

If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

For the first “baked potato,” I’d have given him a joint.

What do you call a lazy spud?
-A couch potato.

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