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Pretzel puns in 2024

Don’t be so salty.

I’m knots about you.

No pain, no grain.

She’s such a s-wheat heart.

Such a knotty child.

Some things are butter left unsaid.

Here I crumb.

Loaf-ers – Bread shoes!

How did the spaetzle greet the pretzel?
– Gluten tag!

Pure-bread cats.

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
– It’s the yeast I could do.

She absolutely a-doughs cats.

It’s crust a matter of time.

Stop being so salty!

I have a pretzel-ion questions.

Look at my grains.

Two pretzels walk down the street.
– One was a salted.

Tying the knot.

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