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Pretzel puns in 2024

Bread (red) is my favorite color.

All you knead are pretzels.

Doughn’t worry be happy.

Rich toasts are part of the upper crust.

Lip snack-lingly delicious.

I a-dough pretzel-lovers.

Let the grains begin!

A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop.
– Unfortunately, they got all my dough.

How could you knot like pretzel puns?

Life is what you bake it!

I’d rather knot…

They see me rollin’,they hatin’…

I never could figure out how they make the glaze on pretzels.
– Turns out, there’s a very basic solution for that problem.

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun…

Don’t get it twisted.

It seems as dough you don’t believe me.

Joe’s bakery was renovated to give it a more upper crust look!

Warm and toasty!

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