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Pretzel puns in 2024

Last, but not yeast.

A wheaty (witty) remark.

Let’s get knotty.

Here’s to a butter life!

Knot-hing else matters.

I loaf you!

Do you guys like dark humor? ‘Cause I got this joke about pretzels…
– But it’s pretty twisted.

How do pretzels greet each other?
– Gluten tag.

You don’t like my pretzel jokes?
– I am in-salted.

Dough you think so?

Crust be yourself.

No bun intended.

Pretzels are knot bread.

The sun rises in the yeast, and sets in the west.

Wheat it and weep.

Why aren’t pretzels called pretzels?
– Because they’re knot-bread.

You deserve butter than this!

I got a knot-ification.

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