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Pretzel puns in 2025

Don’t be such a brat-zel.

I knead you.

2 pretzels were walking down the street thru a dark alley.
– One was a salted.

Bread Pitt.

Tied the knot.

You’re a-dough-rable!

That is the crust of the problem.

You’re a real snack.

You have a twisted sense of humor.

Rainbows only appear after the grain.

What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
– The Illumi-Knotty

What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
– The Illumi-Knotty.

Stop baking a fool of yourself.

Buy and pret-sell.

She can be knead-y.

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders some pretzels.
– The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

Bread (red) is my favorite color.

All you knead are pretzels.

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