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Pretzel puns in 2025

Live, laugh, loaf.

Did I tell you the one about the pretzel?
– It was assaulted.

I love all your twists.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

I dough.

My puns skills are a little crusty.

Don’t be so salty.

I’m knots about you.

No pain, no grain.

She’s such a s-wheat heart.

Such a knotty child.

Some things are butter left unsaid.

Here I crumb.

Loaf-ers – Bread shoes!

How did the spaetzle greet the pretzel?
– Gluten tag!

Pure-bread cats.

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
– It’s the yeast I could do.

She absolutely a-doughs cats.

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