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Pretzel puns in 2024

Kids dumped a whole bag of pretzels on me
– I was so salty

So many twists and turns.

Some pretzels are totally weird. They’re knot for eating.

Get your crumby hands off my bread!

Crust me, I’m a professional.

Pretzel buns crack me up.

You’re the salt to my pretzel.

Last, but not yeast.

A wheaty (witty) remark.

Let’s get knotty.

Here’s to a butter life!

Knot-hing else matters.

I loaf you!

Do you guys like dark humor? ‘Cause I got this joke about pretzels…
– But it’s pretty twisted.

How do pretzels greet each other?
– Gluten tag.

You don’t like my pretzel jokes?
– I am in-salted.

Dough you think so?

Crust be yourself.

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