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Pretzel puns in 2024

Pretzels are knot bread.

The sun rises in the yeast, and sets in the west.

Wheat it and weep.

Why aren’t pretzels called pretzels?
– Because they’re knot-bread.

You deserve butter than this!

I got a knot-ification.

Live, laugh, loaf.

Did I tell you the one about the pretzel?
– It was assaulted.

I love all your twists.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

I dough.

My puns skills are a little crusty.

Don’t be so salty.

I’m knots about you.

No pain, no grain.

She’s such a s-wheat heart.

Such a knotty child.

Some things are butter left unsaid.

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