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Pretzel puns in 2025

I a-dough you.

The crust-omer is always right.

Take it with a pinch of salt.

It’s not available yet. However, it’s on pretzel.

Graindrops keep falling on my head.

Why aren’t pretzels counted as bread?
– Because they’re knot-bread.

Why was the pretzel taken to the hospital?
– He was as-salted.

You bake me happy!

You inter-pretzel my answer wrongly.

Everybody kneads somebody.

Most pretzels are dough knots

Get bready.

I’m knot kidding.

Ferrets are the most a-dough-rable creatures.

Christians believe in Jesus Crust.

The pretzel was as-salted last night.

Small pretzels are a-dough-rable.

It’s such a grainy day.

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