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Pretzel puns in 2024

Loaf-ers – Bread shoes!

How did the spaetzle greet the pretzel?
– Gluten tag!

Pure-bread cats.

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
– It’s the yeast I could do.

She absolutely a-doughs cats.

It’s crust a matter of time.

Stop being so salty!

I have a pretzel-ion questions.

Look at my grains.

Two pretzels walk down the street.
– One was a salted.

Tying the knot.

I Like Pretzel Day Sayings

I’ve got a pretzel-lion questions to ask you.

Nice to wheat you!

Detective movies often feature pretzels in them.
– They both have a lot of twists.

Are you bready for it?

What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
– “I saw you yeasterday”

I a-dough you.

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