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Purple puns in 2025

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

The CSI team was called to the Purple Rain shoot,
– because they had to dust for Prince.

What do you call a buffalo that’s pink, blue and purple?
– A BIson!

There’s a great tip for those who live in a purple house: if all the lights go off, check the fuchsia box.

I do love wearing the color purple. It makes me feel like a prince among men.

Why did Magneto stop wearing his purple suit?
– Because the days of fuchsia past

Did you hear about the escaped purple criminal?
– Apparently he is a fuchsiative of the law.

Purple
Son: what rhymes with purple Dad: no it doesn’t

“It’s a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for ‘The Purple Fruit Growers Association'” said Tom
with much aplomb.

What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
– Grape Britain.

Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
Me: No it doesn’t.

What’s purple and screams?
– A damson in distress.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape
– Breathe idiot, breathe!

I recently found out that I am color blind. It came completely out of the purple.

I spotted a lilac sea creature and wondered what it was. It turned out to be a Leatherback Sea Purple.

What rhymes with purple?
– No it doesn’t

I was very confused when I asked my dad, “What rhymes with purple?”
– He simply replied “No it doesn’t.”

My friend has always had a purple face. He’s really hoping to meet a purple faced woman one day… I told him not to hold his breath.

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