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Rabbit puns in 2024

My neighbor’s rabbit has this habit of pooping in our front yard.
– So my lawyer suggested to take him to a-pellet court.

A rabbit asked his crew members not to wait for him as he might be a hare late.

I carrot wait to see the Easter bunny.

Elizabunth Warren

Shorthop

A customer wanted to get a funky half rabbit-shaped haircut,
– but the hairstylist denied by saying, “We don’t split hares.”

A rabbit was employed in a computer shop, and he was tasked to sell off all the hop-py disks.

Bunnies are sweet as a bowl of cotton candy or a cottontail.

Bunderwhere

Bunnybeard

The Easter bunny used a hare spray for keeping his fur in place as it was a windy day.

Filling my Easter basket with lots of hop-piness and a bunch of chocolates.

Marlon Bundo

Bunette

The rabbit asked Alexa which game he would enjoy the most, and she replied, “Hopscotch.”

A woman complained that she found a hare in her rabbit stew.

Everybody needs some-bunny sometimes.

Eva Longhareia

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