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Rabbit puns in 2025

Shorthop

A customer wanted to get a funky half rabbit-shaped haircut,
– but the hairstylist denied by saying, “We don’t split hares.”

A rabbit was employed in a computer shop, and he was tasked to sell off all the hop-py disks.

Bunnies are sweet as a bowl of cotton candy or a cottontail.

Bunderwhere

Bunnybeard

The Easter bunny used a hare spray for keeping his fur in place as it was a windy day.

Filling my Easter basket with lots of hop-piness and a bunch of chocolates.

Marlon Bundo

Bunette

The rabbit asked Alexa which game he would enjoy the most, and she replied, “Hopscotch.”

A woman complained that she found a hare in her rabbit stew.

Everybody needs some-bunny sometimes.

Eva Longhareia

Wee Rabbit

The Easter bunny ate the ring as he heard that it was made of 18 carrot gold.

The Easter bunny was lately daydreaming about his lady charm and how he wanted to live hop-pily ever after with her.

We hop together, so we stay together.

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