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Rainbow puns in 2025

Pink is at very rose quarters with yellow and green in the rainbow.

I couldn’t afford the pot of gold, so I got you the rainbow instead

I would taste your rainbow any day!

What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party?
– A rainbow-tie.

What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
– Oh no! My arch nemesis!

When a rainbow is getting tired of how it is we say it needs a change of green.

Chew on this: You’re one of the sweetest people I know.

After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.

If you really are wanting to find that pot of gold, there’s one color that can red light on how to do it.

Azure aware, every color in the rainbow is equally important.

Taste the appreciation!

There’s a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.

I’ve always finished sex with a rainbow and, though it has driven away several partners…
– I can’t cum plain.

How do rainbows sleep?
– In forty pinks.

True friends show each other their true colors.

How do rainbows sleep?
– In forty pinks.

That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.

Green has been in so many rainbows before, it is getting pretty jaded.

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