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Rainbow puns in 2025

When I finally found the gold it was at the end of the red in the rainbow. ‘Victory is carmine’, I said.

What is a cat’s favorite color in the rainbow?
– Purrrrrple of course.

A teacher like you is worth more than a pot of gold.

You’d never get a rainbow in the red of night

I am over the rainbow to have you as a friend.

Pink is at very rose quarters with yellow and green in the rainbow.

I couldn’t afford the pot of gold, so I got you the rainbow instead

I would taste your rainbow any day!

What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party?
– A rainbow-tie.

What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
– Oh no! My arch nemesis!

When a rainbow is getting tired of how it is we say it needs a change of green.

Chew on this: You’re one of the sweetest people I know.

After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.

If you really are wanting to find that pot of gold, there’s one color that can red light on how to do it.

Azure aware, every color in the rainbow is equally important.

Taste the appreciation!

There’s a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.

I’ve always finished sex with a rainbow and, though it has driven away several partners…
– I can’t cum plain.

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