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Red puns in 2024

I red a book about colors…
it blue me away!

When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.

If someone who was RG colorblind and had REDdit would they see the app as Blackdit?
– Black, Red color blindness. Reddit Blackdit

Red wasn’t feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.

You know, it’s really ironic how the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom.
– Except when there flashing behind you.

I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.

Daughter was asking about planets….
… she asked me, “are any hot?”

I said, “Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun.”

She asked, “Are any cold?”

“Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on.”

“What color are they?”, she asked…

“Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot…”

“What color is Uranus?”

…. …. ….

“It’s brown, and very windy.”

The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.

I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.
It dyed.

My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom…
It looked like somebody dyed in there…

When I broke my brother’s favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.

Red Bull have removed Honda from their name

TIL the color magenta doesn’t exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it’s a pigment of your imagination

Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
– Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!

Been seeing the “bolter rounds are the size of a Red Bull can” a lot recently, so made a scale for .75 cal as accurately as I could.

TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.

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