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Red puns in 2025

Been seeing the “bolter rounds are the size of a Red Bull can” a lot recently, so made a scale for .75 cal as accurately as I could.

TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.

Proud dad moment
– Today I held up three colored balls in my hand. One red, one green, and one blue. My 1yr old son (after much debate) chose the red one. I’ve never been so proud. He has earned the right to play with my old game boy now.

The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, “Don’t look while I am changing”.

What do you think about Red Bull’s strategy starting the race on the soft tyres?
Good decision or could it backfire?

If someone changes their hair color to or from red,
does that make them transginger?

What do you call a person of colour?
– A ‘hue’ man.

I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.

Visualized (very roughly) what Red Bull believe Mercedes are doing with the lower element of their rear wing

Librarians don’t like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!

What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?
– They’ll both make you dye a little on the inside.

-Rioja lovers always support Liverpool. They absolutely love the Reds!

Why is red colorblind kids favorite color?
– It’s rad

Was painting with the Mrs. last night and…
…she told me that we didn’t have a color we needed.

So this morning I said “I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.”

Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.

I red a book about colors…
it blue me away!

When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.

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