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Red puns in 2024

I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.

Daughter was asking about planets….
… she asked me, “are any hot?”

I said, “Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun.”

She asked, “Are any cold?”

“Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on.”

“What color are they?”, she asked…

“Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot…”

“What color is Uranus?”

…. …. ….

“It’s brown, and very windy.”

The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.

I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.
It dyed.

My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom…
It looked like somebody dyed in there…

When I broke my brother’s favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.

Red Bull have removed Honda from their name

TIL the color magenta doesn’t exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it’s a pigment of your imagination

Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
– Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!

Been seeing the “bolter rounds are the size of a Red Bull can” a lot recently, so made a scale for .75 cal as accurately as I could.

TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.

Proud dad moment
– Today I held up three colored balls in my hand. One red, one green, and one blue. My 1yr old son (after much debate) chose the red one. I’ve never been so proud. He has earned the right to play with my old game boy now.

The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, “Don’t look while I am changing”.

What do you think about Red Bull’s strategy starting the race on the soft tyres?
Good decision or could it backfire?

If someone changes their hair color to or from red,
does that make them transginger?

What do you call a person of colour?
– A ‘hue’ man.

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