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Robot puns in 2025

What did one robot say to the other after they got arrested by the police?
– “At least we got charged.”

I’ve started to make a robot who can write 500 robot jokes per minute. He’s a pro-to-type.

My girlfriend told me that robots don’t wash themselves. So I put one in the bath, and said, “that will shower.”

The robot needed to be rebooted, so he called the shoe shop.

When it snows, the robots wear their roboots.

The robot could not respond
– because he had no actuator.

Robots hate listening to pop music. They’re heavy metal fans.

The robot dog was a big softie. His bark was worse than his byte.

A metal trans-farmer is a mix between a robot and a tractor.

What happens when robots die?
– They rust in peace.

How do robots eat guacamole?
– With computer chips

Robots like to read, their favourite author is Anne Droid.

Why did the robot go back to school?
– He was getting a bit rusty.

Robots are androids, which is why they do not like apples.

The robot felt like he was getting a bit rusty, so he went back to school.

“Rust in peace,” the robots sobbed, when they went to the robot funeral.

A robot needs a holiday twice a year. It’s vital for them to recharge their batteries.

Until he took a byte, the robot was excited for the meal.

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